So here’s my theory: If this was an episode of Animaniacs, the shops would be unloading these huge cardboard boxes of sales goods from a truck with ACME on the side…stuff you’ve never seen on the shelves or rails of the shops prior to the 70% sale. Beaten up shoes. Chiffon summer dresses stained with fake tan. Weird looking tank tops that shrink at the first drop of water. Basically rags. Then there’s the ridiculous party dresses that couldn’t be sold. Sad shimmering numbers slumped skew ways on hangers…aw but they look so sad…